| Melissa: | This teacher looks too much like George W. Bush. |
| Satoru: | Well, even though he was a war criminal, in one sense he was also a teacher. |
| Melissa: | Teacher? How so? |
| Tim: | For one thing, he promoted a Lord-of-the-Flies world view. For another, he offered an exemplary model of perverse foreign policy. Finally, he showed what can happen when Christian values collude with big business interests. |