You Can Be a Perfect Teacher! - an advertisement by T Newfields
Melissa: This teacher looks too much like George W. Bush.
Satoru: Well, even though he was a war criminal, in one sense he was also a teacher.
Melissa: Teacher? How so?
Tim: For one thing, he promoted a Lord-of-the-Flies world view. For another, he offered an exemplary model of perverse foreign policy. Finally, he showed what can happen when Christian values collude with big business interests.