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Melissa:   This teacher looks too much like George W. Bush.

Satoru:    Well, even though he was a war criminal, in one sense he was also a teacher.

Melissa:   Teacher? How so?

Tim: 	   For one thing, he promoted a Lord-of-the-Flies world view.
           For another, he offered an exemplary model of perverse foreign policy.
           Finally, he showed what can happen when Christian values collude with big business interests.  


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from _Crassroom Voices - Poetry, Art, & Dialogs about Education_ by T Newfields
SUMMARY: A satire about a crash teacher training course.
KEYWORDS: teacher education, Bush-type mentality, teacher training course, pedagogic satire

Author: T Newfields [Nitta Hirou / Huáng Yuèwǔ] (b. 1955)
Begun: 1996 in Shizuoka, Japan  / Finished: 2023 in Yokohama, Japan
Creative Commons License: Attribution. {{CC-BY-4.0}} Granted

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