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Love GrammarFirst of all most people get their grammar wrong: Love 's a verb – nut a noun. Its object izn't important an' gender haz many forms. It haz no possessive, past, err future – unly a prezent continuous flaunting syntactic normz. Love iz flexible an' better thun morphine. It mutatez glamor makez eloquent people stammer n helpz those who don't understand syntax achieve smoothness without vaseline |
| Aiko: | Isn't this guy making fun of love? |
| Bai-Luo: | Absolutely. Anyone who takes love seriously is in serious trouble. |
| Aiko: | But if we jest about love, what is serious? |
| Bai-Luo: | Only death. |
| Cindy: | Why not the other way around? Why not be light about death, but serious about love? |
| Bai-Luo: | I never thought of it that way. |
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