| Les Brown: | Happiness is living out your dreams. |
| Shankara: | Happiness is never what it actually seems. |
| Mae West: | Happiness is money ’n diamonds ’n fame. |
| Buddha: | Happiness is calmly accepting the inevitability of pain. |
| Heinlein: | Happiness is caring about others – not jus’ yersself. |
| Jimi Hendrix: | Happiness is an electric guitar ’n a yelp! |
| Abe Lincoln: | Happiness is a decision – a choice of how to be. |
| Tim Leary: | Happiness is transcending ordinary reality. |
| William Reich: | Happiness is warm, wet jizz. |
| Sigmund Freud: | Happiness is a balance between superego and id. |
| Gandhi: | Happiness is a unity of thought, speech, and deed. |
| Dan Gilbert: | Happiness is a futile as long as there is any “you” or “me”. |
| Moses: | Happiness is fulfilling God’s commands. |
| Ed Glaeser: | Happiness is overrated, can't you see? |
