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I don't know whether to laugh or get angry . . .


Are all Trekkies this strange?

To Boldly Go
Where No Cock Has Gone Before!

dedicated to Gene Rodenbury

Mah cock is ahh space ship
cunstantly searching fur more
ruddy to penetrate new depths
& enter galuxies unexplored

Speeding through the kusmos
seeking new discoveries:
mah pecker is ahh swift starship
in search ahh strange new beings

Drooping frum warp ta impulse
while sending out telemetric prubes
it transmutes hailing frequencies
to weird alien critters
as lithium crystals drain dare load

- Capt. T Newfields (NJ7-00032-0551)

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