Aphorisms of a Horny Yogi
If most people focussed on enlightenment
as much as sex
many beings on this planet would be awakened.
Being able to undress others mentally
is a worthless power.
Seeing the nakedness inherent in all desire –
that's an illuminating shower.
If your genitals are small – don't worry.
If your pride is big – that's cause for alarm.
Cumming is not the goal –
There is nowhere to come or go.
Just be and breathe. Let the rest "come" naturally.
Ultimate sampada is achieved
by learning that ecstasy
is achieved not by doing – but simply being.
When your lover presses your linga
firmly between his or her lips, concentrate on a
mystic syllable and remember
the Great Original Stillness.
Sensing that orgasm is imminent, the best thing
is remember the name of the Lord.
Short of that – withdraw to a state of non-entry.
There is a state beyond any orgasm experienced on this earth
characterized by wave after wave of bliss,
to discover That control your prana vigiliantly
and be mindful of your instrument.
Shakti and Shiva Are in Constant Union
so enjoy and be at One.
Kris: |
What kind of ridiculous bunk is this? |
Chris: |
I have to confess it seems like nonsense. |
Tim: |
Let's move on . . . . |
