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Educational Inspector So ya think yer kompetent ta teach, ehh? Well, let me inspect yer kredentials & make sure yer workin' in approved ways. Zis record shows ya don't support school policies – yer supposed ta be a model & demonstrate conformity. This document suggests yer outspoken about many affairs – good teachers are silent 'n defer to the Chair. This video footage reveals ya laugh lots in class. Teachers must be dignified – not crass. This report suggests you enjoy irony & guile you should be more diffident & maintain a smile! For our government you have expressed disdain – good teachers are cheerful & never act that way. Are ya qualified ta teach & guide our precious youth? The data suggests yer basically trash – another job iz better fer you. A custodial position starts next week – since you have no business teaching consider that seriously. |
| Melissa: | This poem is grossly exaggerated. |
| Tim: | Perhaps. But beneath the veneer of politeness, it is surprising how gross humans are. |
Hear the author read this poem.
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