LUNATICS: In praise of oddballs and non-conformists All of us are lunatics! So what? Where's dah lettuce 'n cheese? Most people claim to be "normal" I say they're mediocre. Mediocre is a two-dollar McDonalds hamburger instead of a fruity-alfalfa-tofutti. Mediocre is an automobile parking attendant wishing to become an architect designing space colonies. Mediocre is a high school English teacher who should be a Nobel laureate. You think you's mediocre? Most people will label you krazy – society breeds mediocrity. Real lunatics cook with fresh home-grown vegan pastrami refusing to accept bullsheeet or genetically-engineered bologna. Real kooks haf spicy cocks & wonderfully well-flavored kunts dat don't bekum stale buns err lifeless, bland sausages. Look! The world iz already full ah mediocrity – why worry 'bout a few lunatics? Take yer pallid hamburgers throw away all datz stale & celebrate whun life cums! Brice: (laughing) Hey wait! I'z nut a lunatick. Carlos: Yeah – you is! Brice: Nah. I know I'm dun krazy. Lunaticks are farts who take themselves too seriously. Carlos: (wryly) Are you serious about that? ===================================================================================== from POEATIONS: Explorations in meta-poetry by T Newfields Some zany thoughts about the notions of normalcy, mediocrity, and sanity. Keywords: craziness and normality, mediocrity, social conformity, joyful anarchy, mental health Author: T Newfields [Nitta Hirou / Huáng Yuèwǔ] (b. 1955 - ?) Begun: 1991 in Shizuoka, Japan ☆ Finished: 2023 in Yokohama, Japan Creative Commons License: Attribution. {{CC-BY-4.0}} Granted < LAST https://www.tnewfields.info/Poeations/ssnowflakes.htm TOC https://www.tnewfields.info/Poeations/index.html NEXT > https://www.tnewfields.info/Poeations/org.htm TRANSLATIONS Deutsch: https://www.tnewfields.info/de/verruckte.htm Español: https://www.tnewfields.info/es/locos.htm.htm Français: https://www.tnewfields.info/fr/allemand.htm Nihongo: https://www.tnewfields.info/jp/kichigai.htm