shouldification…

Ayeshoodd wake appu befir sunrise & finish work az dah sun sets…
Ayeshoodd start each dey widda headstand & kunsider life appuside-down…
Ayeshoodd finish each dey widda prayer, seeing rightside-appu…
Ayeshoodd admit my imperfections & Affirm Gud Az Beyond Imperfection…
Ayeshoodd listen ta Marcello, Mozart, Mahler, & Monteverdi moore…
Ayeshoodd sing at least one Bach cantata & learn at least one sacred dance…
Ayeshoodd send luv ta plants & animals: how deeply we are linked! Ayeshoodd remember it'za gift ta B human…
Ayeshoodd acknowledge dah parts ah me dat are non-huemun.…
Ayeshoodd pray wid kunviction & play wid zest…
Ayeshoodd answer mail promptly &believe prayers are answered too…
Ayeshoodd give appu ice cream, coffee, cappucakes, & meat… Nah –
Ayeshoodd skip so-called "modern" food all together! Ayeshoodd learnta spell…
Ayeshoodd practice magic spells…
Ayeshoodd acknowledge luv iz dah only magic wurth learning…
Ayeshoodd think ah sweet Christina less & Christ much more…
Ayeshoodd make peace wid myself & me weird femily…
Ayeshoodd see udder beings az no different dan dis self…
Ayeshoodd ignore gobbernmint pripaganda & observe the clouds. Ayeshoodd make luv with me waife at least once before dying…
Ayeshoodd notice dah thousands ah "Ayeshoodds" folks mutter,
        recognising how few argh realized widout 1-pointedness & faith…
Ayeshoodd live each day az if it were duh last & learn time has no limits…
Ayeshoodd stop wraitin doggeral & treasure silence…
Ayeshoodd accept dis moment & breathe… breathe… be…