Nadya: Compu-blurb? Can you explain that to me?
Bill: Well, it is all meta-data.
Nadya: Meta-data, eta-data, beta-data . . . it all seems like voodoo to me.
Bill: Yeah, it is kind of like reading tea leaves – an attempt to discern general trends from limited data.
Gus: Huh? (snickering). The only tendency I see is for words to degeneate into nonsense.


 
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