Teacherspeak

A Crash Curse in Crass Pedagogy

Teacherspeak

Spend jest a phew minutes preparin' for klass
konfident thungs wall fall in place.

Spend mast of yer time chutting with other tachers
keeping yerself politifully safe.

Buggin' lessens a fusshionably late –
time is naught importint any weigh.

End lussins early –
stewdents likku langer breaks.

Stick to fixed reutines –
so u don't huvo ta thaink.

Expeerimunt unly whun safe:
learnin' iz merely a game.

Whin students seem dead
inject 'em with fear –
nuthang is bitter thun dread
ta get 'em in haigh gear.

Teach fur tha test
& test ta teach.

Den't bather ta review –
dat hippens (may-B) in exhumination veek.

Melissa: (Shaking her head) This isn't so different from what many medicore teachers do.
Liao: Perhaps, but does such satire actually have any value?
Tim: (sigh) In my view, it's merely a rant. Its only value is stress release.