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Teacherspeak
A Crash Curse in Crass Pedagogy
Spend jest a phew minutes preparin' for klass
konfident thungs wall fall in place.
Spend mast of yer time chutting with other tachers
keeping yerself politifully safe.
Buggin' lessens a fusshionably late –
time is naught importint any weigh.
End lussins early –
stewdents likku langer breaks.
Stick to fixed reutines –
so u don't huvo ta thaink.
Expeerimunt unly whun safe:
learnin' iz merely a game.
Whin students seem dead
inject 'em with fear –
nuthang is bitter thun dread
ta get 'em in haigh gear.
Teach fur tha test
& test ta teach.
Den't bather ta review –
dat hippens (may-B) in exhumination veek.
Melissa:
(Shaking her head) This isn't so different from what many medicore teachers do.
Liao:
Perhaps, but does such satire actually have any value?
Tim:
(sigh) In my view, it's merely a rant. Its only value is stress release.