SUPER NEWT:

a new solution

A brief treatment of ozone at 4 ppm
in a cold phosphate-buffered solution
works wonders on the brain.

That's why I want to tell you
about SUPER NEWT -
a fast-acting cleansing formula designed to
wipe out undesirable radicals
and make problems go away.

By incubating 250 ml. of sediments and
transporting these via most brain waves
a special slush fund can be created -
hurray for election campaigns!

SUPER NEWT takes care of all rhetorical
infections and is available on supermarket shelves today.
Get real and try some - it'll recharge your brain.
The best way to handle undesirables
is through strong, scientific measures.

Why settle for half-ass, inferior approaches
when research has found an effective means
to destroy unwanted germs
and keep your kitchen floors clean?
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