Panic! (cpu 0 caller 0xffffff80126526ff):
"a freed zone element has been modified:
we expected normal operating parameters,
but found nil. It seems some two-bit
deadbeef has tried to offset the Source Cache."
After a backtrace, we located the problem
somewhere in Sector C4AC6CB9-04AC-1AFC-7801-919D8479ECD7.
What are your commands?
Do you wish to eradicate this anomaly
or simply continue to trace?
A baudy analysis suggests
this may be part of a hostile take over,
but diagnostics are incomplete.
Chances are several key sectors have been compromised
& disk integrity can no longer be guaranteed.
Port drivers have ceased functioning at
2014.06.30.09.20.01.05 & CPU is operating at
only 37.95% speed.
The only viable solution seems to be digital hara-kiri . . .
I await your COMMAND.