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SUMMARY: Nerd #54900203. Programmed to write poetry, teach English, and do historical research.

MAINTENANCE PROCEDURE: Recycle within 70 years.

DISCLAIMER: This machine contains moving parts and should not be operated while drinking. Seat belts sold seperately. Please stay clear of the exhaust pipe.

OPTIONS: Propeller hat also avaiabe. Steroid versions can also be arranged.

NAME: T Newfields

MODEL: 3-K Android Unit

MAKER: Emerson Electronics Inc.

SER. #: 52637203-DQ4T

MANUFACTURED: May 9, 1955

VOLTAGE: 120 V AC / 60 Hz. / 500 W.

INCOMPATIBILITIES: Series 980 drivers and butt-head screws

WARRANTY: 10 years

MAINTENANCE: Recharge battery every 16 hours. Replace the air filter periodically.

DISCLAIMER: The manufacturer shall not be held responsible is this machine is not used according to manual guidelines.

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