How many people listen to what poets say?
Isn't poetry just a pointless pastime, a dusty relic,
or gilded tombstone to magnificent waste,
and epitaph carved in ivory towers?
But fear not, salvation is here!
Behold the ABC Poeation Tool:
a digital Frankenstein that takes linguistic ash,
and transmutes it into glittering nonsense,
gold-plated gibberish and post-modern verse
with kaleidoscopic impossibilities.
Simply flick a few switches,
twist some cryptic dials,
and watch it conjure up
a magnificent abomination
of binary brilliance encased in silicon dreams.
The output may reek of artifice,
but if it gleams with a neon sheen
why worry?
