Melissa: This teacher looks too much like George W. Bush.
Satoru: Well, even though he was a war criminal, in one sense he was also a teacher.
Melissa: Teacher? How so?
Tim: For one thing, he promoted a Lord-of-the-Flies world view. For another, he offered an exemplary model of perverse foreign policy. Finally, he showed what can happen when Christian values collude with big business interests.
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