How 2-B-A Mediocre Teacher:A Crash Curse in Crass PedagogySpynd jest a phew meinutes preporin fir klass konfident thungs wall fall in placi. Spynd mast of yer time chutting with other tachers keeping yerself pallitikully syfe. Buggin' lessens a fusshionably late - thyme is naught importint any weigh. End lussins early - stewdents laikku langer breaks. Stick to fized reutines - so u don't huvo ta thaink. Expeerimunt unly whun safe err whun writin a friggin dessertation. Whin students siem dead inject 'em with fear - nuthang warks bitter thun dread ta get 'em in haigh gear. Teach fur tha test und test ta teach. Den't bather ta review - dat hippens exhumination waek. |
Why does this author write in a way that makes him sound dumb? Perhaps because he believes most educational systems make people stupid.
Hear the author read this poem.