| B: | Gurus are not market commodities. |
| A: | Well, seems like everything in dis world 'zzz fer sale. |
| B: | True, but a guru is not in this world. Their body is here, but consciousness elsewhere. Don't you see that? |
| A: | No. |
| B: | Then enjoy your candy bars. . . |
Guru Bars
Gurus are perfect contradictions
with tantalizing incongruities.
If reality seems too bland
or life lacks flavor
why not try a Guru BarTM or
or chakra-experience that can be savored?
Guru BarsTM come in many sizes
and are sold in countless ways.
Experience transcendental bliss:
Get a guru fresh 'n crisp
who brings shakti-flavor
to aspirants to savor
A Sweetness
Out of This World.
Hear the author read this poem.
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