_Doufu Meister_ by T Newfields
An-Yi: What's dis nonsense?
Chariya: I dunno. If the only thing that matters in yer world is soy bean curd, den you's simply a bacterium.
Bhäraté: Maybe so, but I admire people who are completely devoted to their small clump of life.
Daiki: Yeah. Why not? We are all jeez tiny clumps ah tofu.