| Chris: | Shhh! There's a peep show going on in Washington. |
| Kris: | I know & it's obscene. |
| Sam: | Ah? There aren't any naked people. |
| Kris: | Of course not – but there's lots of money, and that's even more titillating. |
| Tim: | Gee? How can I play? |
| Sam: | Sorry – only a limited number of players are permitted. |
| Tim: | Which means? |
| Sam: | You need at least ten million & influential friends to start. |
| Tim: | Hmm. Maybe I'm not cut out fer dis game, but why are you telling me? |
| Sam: | Because you don't matter and sometimes I must be honest . . . |