|License Plates You Aren't Likely ta See
Alaska: Wild at Heart
Alabamba: Sure, Ai'll Bam Ya!
California: The Great Bare State
Colorado: I'd Rather Be High
Michigan: Missing It Again
New Jersey: The Garbage State
Texas: The Anus of America
Utah: Go for the Missionary Position!
Vermont: Vermouth Is Better
Wyoming: Ask Why - Then Die
|Terri:||(with ritualized laughter) Why such hogwash?|
|Ted:||Is there any answer to stupidity?|
|Kris:||I see no harm in satire. If a few people enjoy this crap, so what?|
|Tim:||(frowning in resignation) You know, we should be designing space ships and quantum streams . . . we waste energy on such trivial things!|