| Kris: | If the average person knew how the large arm merchants operate, they'd be shocked. |
| Tim: | Those companies are not stupid – part of their business is to make sure that you never know. |
| Ted: | Of course. Emmm. Is there anything in this book that's inspirational? |
| Sam: | Yeah. Can we watch some cartoons? I want something happy! Lots of this stuff makes me depressed . . . |
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