💥 PATRIOTIC CAMPAIGN: 
A satirical salute to Aldous Huxley in a slurry of neurochemical nonsense

An old radio crackles through a curtain of static, like an wasp trapped in a tin can.

	Howdy, folks! You’re hooked to Radio-WASP's roar from Tulsa, Oklahoma
	here to blast your boredom & hype your hazy heads with a free brainwash binge,
	a campaign crafting cravings, on sanity's sharp edge.
	
	Now hold onto your synapses, because the next lucky caller will win 
	a wondrous whiff of our wild Freedom Slurry™—
	the premier neurochemical solution for citizens suffering from 
	free-thought fever, low patriotism, or that 
	pesky sensation known as “human agency.”

	Yessiree! Just uncork the cap, crank your cranium back,
	funnel fierce 666 ml. of democracy's direct in yer skull!

	Feel that fizzing, frizzling tingle?　Fret not—
	it's freedom's fizz as your autonomy dissolves 
	like sugar in swirling in steaming tea as yawh yee-haw 
	toward blissful, banner-bright, star-spangled stupor!
	toward blissful, star-spangled oblivion!

	Stop being a lump ah unseasoned apathy! 
	Plug in, tune out, & enjoy the patriotic rush!

	Join our jubilant jamboree where "liberty" lingers 
	like luscious, lusty moonshine!

	Open your minds today to enjoy the sanctioned hallucinations
	of our "Great Society" hurtling toward an endless horizon 
	with Instantly Rigged Elections & Black Friday Bliss! 

	Our Freedom Slurry™ flows in fervent Red, White, and Blue colors 
	and is perfect for any palate, but wait—now we offer expansion packs!
	Try our Nuclear-Neon-Pink for closet-cowering folks, 
	or our ultra-chic Existential Black™ for nimble nihilists.

	Don’t take our word for it: download a dazzling dose now!
	Do a deed that's dandy (yet fantastically futile)
	for your country—Get Zapped with Freedom Slurry™!


Tim:  (scratching his scalp in skepticism) What good is wild nonsense like this? Who does this help?

Ted:   Hey, don't most Americans want frothy, frivolous nonsense? Aren't of the airways 
       filled with absurd nonsense?

Terri: When the truth becomes too tormenting, most people prefer to swallow the blue pill.
       An alluring illusion or half-truth often outshines a harsh reality. Donald Trump 
       understood this well.

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from _AmeriSong: Poetry, Art, & Dialogs about Amerika_ by T Newfields
SUMMARY:  A satire about corporate-peddled patriotism as a brainwashing "Freedom Slurry™" 
	in a dystopian radio ad homage to Aldous Huxley, followed by dialogue debating the 
	appeal of escapist nonsense over uncomfortable truths.
KEYWORDS: psychedelic infomercials, neuro-chemical brain-washing, media indoctrination, manipulated democracy, 
          patriotic propaganda, neurochemical dependence, Brave New World scenarios, Aldous Huxley, consumer satire

Author: T Newfields [Nitta Hirou / Huáng Yuèwǔ] (b. 1955)
Begun: 2005 in Tokyo, Japan / Finished: 2025 in Shizuoka, Japan
Creative Commons License: Attribution. {{CC-BY-4.0}} Granted

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